Alrighty.... I gotta admit I feel like a bit of a tool doin this. Hell, I don’t even like gold triggers on my shotguns. Just don’t care for the whole “hey look at me” vibe.

But, here goes, since this here is apparently the section for it.

I got me a 2017 Ram 2500 that I custom ordered, since I hate crew cabs and automatic trannies. I detest the idear of bein forcibly dumbed down cuz other folks don’t think I need to shift my own gears. Who the hell gave the rest of society the right to dictate what I “need”???

”But Bart, market demand....”

Screw “market demand”.

Anyhoo, I put a Bighorn grille on it since they’re easy to clean, and Bighorn wheels on it since I like six spokes. Been holdin off on a tuner and stuff cuz of warranty concerns and waitin for the Peoples’ Repubic of MD to send an emission test notice so I can check the box on the back marked “exempt due to bein powered by diesel” and send it back.

Readin about DRD and Flo-Pro kinda spooked me, so now we gotta gits the tuner and stuff ordered and pronto. I wanna ditch the VGT turbo too and gits me a Fass put on, but that can wait.

More to come...