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    Jokes DECEMBER 2017


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    Thanks! We just ran out.

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    Is that over in the same isle where the muffler bearings are located? @Polaraco


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    Have you seen the videos of parents sending their kids into the auto parts stores asking for blinker fluid?! Pretty funny!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    Yes indeed bud I have seen millions of folks who need this

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    Quote Originally Posted by HKBIGDADDYDIESELDAN View Post
    Yes indeed bud I have seen millions of folks who need this
    Yep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by watersupply189 View Post
    Is that over in the same isle where the muffler bearings are located? @Polaraco


    2016 Ram 3500 4x4 Laramie Cummins, G56, Rough Country Leveling, MM3 EGRless Tuned by Double R Diesel
    Another funny one muffler bearings

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    Wondered when you were gonna start this months:

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    A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

    "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day ?"

    Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

    "That's wonderful. How about you, Amie ?"

    Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."

    "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy ?"

    Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."

    The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography.

    Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.

    Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. How can I possibly explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old ?"



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    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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    I now believe all elected to congress should wear official congressional uniforms.
    You know like NASCAR drivers ... so we can identify their corporate sponsors !



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    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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    Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?

    Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

    Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?

    Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"



    Jim


    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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