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    Even Lego has jumped on the band wagon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
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    Ha Ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
    Even Lego has jumped on the band wagon....https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...2a7cd4646f.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
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    Rhonda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”
    When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!”
    To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”



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    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    Rhonda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”
    When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!”
    To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”
    Ha Ha to damn funny

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    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Miami, Florida.

    “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

    “But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and most all have, or could, eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it ?”

    After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and said, “Wedding Cake ?”





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