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    "Warning: May cause stress, impotence, poverty, adultery, murderous impulses and any other number of ailments." I said as I read the paper.

    "That's a serious warning, what's it on?" replied the wife.

    "Wedding rings."

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    Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has stated...

    "Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
    Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has stated...

    "Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
    "Warning: May cause stress, impotence, poverty, adultery, murderous impulses and any other number of ailments." I said as I read the paper.

    "That's a serious warning, what's it on?" replied the wife.

    "Wedding rings."

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    Airlift part # 57595 7500lbs airbags ,Nitto Ridge Grapplers 35/12.50/20 on XD 829 Big Hoss ll Satin Black Machined Dark Tint 20 x 9 with + 18 offset rims,MM3 Tuner With full Custom Tunes by Ray at DRD , Autometer A13117 Pillar Pod , Edge 98004 mount adapter , Mag Hytec front diff cover, SuperNova V4 LED Headlight Bulbs

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    An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

    As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

    “Yes, Dad, what is it?” asked the son.

    “Don’t be nervous, son. Do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me … your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife…”



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    When my bowls are irritated .. especially when I don't need them irratated .... I CAN RELATE !



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    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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