I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay.
They promptly arrested me.
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I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay.
They promptly arrested me.
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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'
'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way what kind of animal are you?'
'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitch little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit.'
The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But, by the way, what kind of animal are you?'
The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of animal am I?'
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't any *****............You must be a politician!'
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Simple method to turn an ordinary sofa into a sofa bed....
Step 1: Forget your wifes birthday.
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"Do you remember that row twenty years ago when we sat down to write a list of each others faults?" I said to the wife.
"Oh God yes, I still have mine somewhere, " she said with a giggle.
"I've finished, " I replied.
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