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    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

    One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

    Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

    One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes."

    Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well… only two left."

    Seniors -- don't mess with them.
    They didn't get old by being stupid!
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    I would like to inform the group that in spite of the great information given by the members here, all the great pictures and the humor I find in many posts, I have decide to STAY a member. Don't try to talk me out of this. I'M STAYING


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    Quote Originally Posted by kc6tvu View Post
    I would like to inform the group that in spite of the great information given by the members here, all the great pictures and the humor I find in many posts, I have decide to STAY a member. Don't try to talk me out of this. I'M STAYING


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    Well .......... if we have no choice .......



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    Quote Originally Posted by kc6tvu View Post
    I would like to inform the group that in spite of the great information given by the members here, all the great pictures and the humor I find in many posts, I have decide to STAY a member. Don't try to talk me out of this. I'M STAYING


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    Quote Originally Posted by AnOldBiker View Post
    Well .......... if we have no choice .......
    Well Damn Jim., Our plan failed.


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    After a morning shower, the wife was examining her figure in the mirror...

    I said from the bed "I can't find the words to tell you how good you look."

    "Really?" she said smiling...

    "But, I can find the numbers...2 out of 10"

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    Sent from my LON-L29 using Tapatalk


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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
    After a morning shower, the wife was examining her figure in the mirror...

    I said from the bed "I can't find the words to tell you how good you look."

    "Really?" she said smiling...

    "But, I can find the numbers...2 out of 10"

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    I winder if he's still alive. LOL

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    How true


    2003- 3500 RWD Automatic.
    S & B intake, BD Intercooler, Pusher Air Horn, MM3 Double R Tuning, Turbo Timer, electric Flex-a-lite fans, FASS 95,
    50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC

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    Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, When Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

    "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
    "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
    "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
    "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
    "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus Is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
    Finally, she looked up at Tim.
    "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat Of Guinness Stout and drowned."

    "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

    "Well, Brenda... No. In fact, He got out three times to pee."


    2003- 3500 RWD Automatic.
    S & B intake, BD Intercooler, Pusher Air Horn, MM3 Double R Tuning, Turbo Timer, electric Flex-a-lite fans, FASS 95,
    50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC

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    Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
    He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
    She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
    The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
    She says, "That he did, Father."

    The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
    She says, he said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'


    2003- 3500 RWD Automatic.
    S & B intake, BD Intercooler, Pusher Air Horn, MM3 Double R Tuning, Turbo Timer, electric Flex-a-lite fans, FASS 95,
    50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC

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    A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
    The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
    The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"


    2003- 3500 RWD Automatic.
    S & B intake, BD Intercooler, Pusher Air Horn, MM3 Double R Tuning, Turbo Timer, electric Flex-a-lite fans, FASS 95,
    50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC

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