FEBRUARY JOKES 2017

**Polaraco** · 02-03-2017

A young student nurse appearsand gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumblesfrom behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nursereplies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper bodyand feet."
He struggles to ask again,"Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevatehis blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomesher embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds hismanhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely andsays, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off hisoxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are -my - test - results - back?"

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**HKBIGDADDYDIESELDAN** · 02-03-2017

Originally Posted by Polaraco

A young student nurse appearsand gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumblesfrom behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nursereplies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper bodyand feet."
He struggles to ask again,"Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevatehis blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomesher embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds hismanhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely andsays, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off hisoxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are -my - test - results - back?"

LMAO

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**Snow Dodge** · 02-03-2017

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**Polaraco** · 02-07-2017

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
but they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married,
so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and
I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
"Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live – ??"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,
"In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live - ??
You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies,
"Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and
I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed, Bruce has put so much thought into this.
"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question.
What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own – ??"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little sh** is adorable - !!

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**Snow Dodge** · 02-07-2017

That's funny

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**HKBIGDADDYDIESELDAN** · 02-07-2017

LMAO

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**Ryankables** · 02-09-2017

😂😂😂😂😂

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**Polaraco** · 02-10-2017

Old Goat Quiz.....

Great mental exercise for the over-60 crowd.

Which of the following names are you familiar with?

1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Spiro Agnew
3. Benito Mussolini
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Alfonse Capone
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods

You had trouble with #5 didn't you?

You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers,
thieves, sluts and cheaters,

but you don't know the Pope??

Lovely, just lovely....

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**AnOldBiker** · 02-10-2017

Originally Posted by Polaraco

Old Goat Quiz.....

Great mental exercise for the over-60 crowd.

Which of the following names are you familiar with?

1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Spiro Agnew
3. Benito Mussolini
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Alfonse Capone
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods

You had trouble with #5 didn't you?

You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers,
thieves, sluts and cheaters,

but you don't know the Pope??

Lovely, just lovely....

I was wondering if you were INCLUDING the 266th Pope with this group of people .. I thought I might have missed something he did

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