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    My 2016 Christmas Card To You !

    Night Before Christmas


    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the truck
    All the fluids were frozen, the injectors were stuck,

    The grid heaters were chilled and the turbo stone-cold,
    This weather was frightful if I may be so bold,

    The snowdrift was piled sky-high on the hood,
    As I tossed to the fire a fresh load of wood,

    My good wife and I settled in for some rest
    But twas not long-lived, yet perhaps for the best

    “What’s that!” I declared with the metal-grinding roar
    And no sooner than said came a knock at the door,

    I arose from my chair soon to be slumber’s bed
    And there on the porch was the Big Man in red!

    “I’m stuck” spoke he, “can you give me a pull?”
    I said I may be stupid but I ain’t no fool

    So I rushed to the truck as I buttoned my flap
    I opened the door and threw out my strap

    One move and the key was set firm without strife
    With a quick turn that Cummins came surging to life!

    The rattle and roar of that powerful six

    The hot blast of smoke shaking candy cane sticks

    The reindeer were nervous and in awe of such might
    But they knew that Ol’ Cummins would be saving their night

    I eased in the clutch and I dropped her in gear
    The T-case in low as I backed her in near

    One end to the hitch and the other to sleigh
    The tow strap was set as the snow wiped away

    He cried out “I’m not sure, cause that old sleigh is heavy
    but I trust you, cause I see you’re not driving a Chevy”

    I gave her some fuel and four tires did spin
    Then they grabbed with the strength of the truck I was in

    Ol’ Dodge started smoking and pulling so hard
    That I ended up halfway ‘cross my neighbor’s yard

    As I backed off the fuel and gave a proud shout
    He declared that “No Ford could have pulled that sleigh out!”

    He thanked me profusely and the reindeer did bow
    To the Mighty Ol’ Cummins, which was idling now

    For they knew in their hearts that without this fueled might
    That there would be no Christmas this shivering night

    He climbed in his seat and with a wave of his hand
    Those reindeer lurched forward across the snowed land

    “I thank you again my dear newly-found friend
    For your hand and your heart kept this night from its end

    And later this eve, warm and snug in my lodge
    I’ll be thanking the Lord, that you bought a Dodge!”












    Jim


    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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    In pursuit of more power in which the wallet will allow mods to date. Edge Evolution, Banks Air Filter, 5" cat back Banks Monster exhaust, Billet built auto trans Triple disc TC, Derale trans cooler, Sinister coolant filter,5" aluminum drive shafts
    Gary

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    Awesome sauce

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    Awesome!

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    i am laughing loud enough a friend just looked at me like i am crazy. Thats awesome

    2014 Ram 2500 CCSB Ram Box Larime
    2011 Ram 5500
    2006 Diesel Jeep Liberty
    RIP. 2016 Tradesman 2500 picked up 9/28/16 MM3 DRD Tuning 107K miles wrecked by jeep wrangler.....


    Other Toys: 1973 Charger Bougham edition 400 big block 42K original miles
    Unicycles (about 3 dozen)


    6 in a row makes her go

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    Excellent!!

    Greg
    2012 | RAM 2500 | CCSB | Custom tuned by Double R Diesel
    2016 | Heartland Pioneer | DS310

    Greg
    2019 | RAM 2500 | CCSB | 6.4 HEMI

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    That was great


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    I think that would make a nice picture book.


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    Hahaha

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    T’was the Night of online shopping

    T’was the night of online shopping and all through the net,

    You could buy an actual tiger cub to have as a pet.

    No waiting in line just easy shopping at home,
    and you get your items delivered to you by a drone.

    The children won’t know what you got them unless,
    They stole your Amazon password to gain your access.

    It’s shopping made easy you just look, point and click,
    And you will fill up your shopping cart extremely quick.

    Twelve hours of screen staring may make you go blind,
    Or simply overload your senses and you’ll loose your whole mind.

    No more driving to Walmart on Thanksgiving day,
    Only to find the item you wanted has been raffled away.

    No camping at 2:30 a.m in the snow,
    hoping not to get trampled by those playing Pokémon go.

    Free shipping you’ll get with Amazon prime,
    And with some of the deals shopping feels like a crime.

    For those who are naughty and in need of a thrill,
    There’s Spencer’s, Wild Secrets and even Jack and Jill.

    For you who are willing to just chill and relax,
    There’s Stitch fix and Target and of course TJ Max.

    Shopping on ebay is always a trip,
    You can buy vintage clothing to make you look hip.

    You can buy watches and records and real paper money,
    There’s even a beehive to make actual real honey.

    You can buy tickets and stamps and things just plain scary,
    Like an old grilled cheese sandwich shaped like the Virgin Mary.

    You can buy seashells and starfish, heck even a whole beach,
    Just be wise with your password in case there’s a breach.

    No bell ringing Santa’s will you have to avoid,
    Nor entitled little brats to make you annoyed.

    Please take a quick survey for your chance to win,
    One million dollars or a personalized pen.

    Yes online shopping is finally a blessing to all,
    With the possible exception of the owners of malls.

    Amazon sells everything except time, space and air,
    But I guess even they can’t have everything to be totally fair.

    You might run out of room in your overcrowded house,
    Or get blisters on your finger from clicking the mouse.

    A small price to pay for shopping online,
    And where else can you shop while enjoying some wine?

    You can shop in your pj’s or even in the nude,
    And not have to deal with cashiers who are rude.

    Although returning your stuff might be more of pain,
    It beats walking through a parking lot in the heavy pouring rain.

    And please remember to subscribe, share and like,
    To get your packages by Christmas unless there’s a strike.

    ~ author unknown



    Jim


    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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