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    Old men can get what they want

    A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in
    California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this
    past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for
    his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and
    brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to
    see something more special.'
    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock
    and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at
    only $40,000' the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled
    and her whole body trembled with excitement.
    The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and
    the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make
    sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you
    can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll
    pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
    On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the
    old man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.'
    'I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
    MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
    REMEMBER... Not All Seniors Are Senile…


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    WE WILL STAND! IGOTACUMMINS's Avatar

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    Oh snap!

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    Niiice

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    LOL!!!

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    Re: Old men can get what they want

    Ohhhhmyyyygosh LOLoLOLol.... thats an opportunist for ya LOL


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    Re: Old men can get what they want

    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in
    California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this
    past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for
    his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and
    brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to
    see something more special.'
    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock
    and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at
    only $40,000' the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled
    and her whole body trembled with excitement.
    The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and
    the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make
    sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you
    can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll
    pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
    On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the
    old man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.'
    'I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
    MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
    REMEMBER... Not All Seniors Are Senile…
    LMAO funny as hell

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