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    Dairy Farmers Joke

    A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment
    arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself
    first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the
    switch and everything else was automatic.

    Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more
    pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly
    realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'..

    He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to
    disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still
    without success.

    Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with
    his mobile phone - Thank god for mobile phones!.

    'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
    fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'


    'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will
    release automatically once it's collected two gallons.'

    Have a nice day.....*



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    Re: Dairy Farmers Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment
    arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself
    first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the
    switch and everything else was automatic.

    Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more
    pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly
    realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'..

    He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to
    disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still
    without success.

    Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with
    his mobile phone - Thank god for mobile phones!.

    'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
    fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'


    'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will
    release automatically once it's collected two gallons.'

    Have a nice day.....*
    Hahahahahaha!!! That’s hilarious!!


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    Re: Dairy Farmers Joke

    Bwahahahahah!!!

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    Greg
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    Ohhhhhhhmyyyyyyg.......
    lmao, poor guy, he’s gonna be there awhile



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