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  1. 01-23-2019 Top Of Page | #1
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    MY WIFE'S MISSING!!


    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

    Officer: Age?
    Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.

    Officer: Height?
    Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    OFFICER: Weight?
    Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

    OFFICER : Color of eyes?
    Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.

    OFFICER : Color of hair?
    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

    OFFICER : What was she wearing?
    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

    OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
    Husband: She went in my truck.

    OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?
    Husband : A 2016, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.

    OFFICER: Take it easy sir. We'll find your truck.


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  3. 01-23-2019 Top Of Page | #2
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    LOL. Thats a good one.

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  5. 01-23-2019 Top Of Page | #3
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    Re: FUNNY

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  7. 01-24-2019 Top Of Page | #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnOldBiker View Post
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    That would be hilarious!! People wouldn't know what to do LOL....

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    Post the video when you do it

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  10. 01-27-2019 Top Of Page | #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    MY WIFE'S MISSING!!


    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

    Officer: Age?
    Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.

    Officer: Height?
    Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    OFFICER: Weight?
    Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

    OFFICER : Color of eyes?
    Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.

    OFFICER : Color of hair?
    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

    OFFICER : What was she wearing?
    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

    OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
    Husband: She went in my truck.

    OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?
    Husband : A 2016, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.

    OFFICER: Take it easy sir. We'll find your truck.
    That is funny

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    Re: FUNNY

    Quote Originally Posted by allbizns View Post
    LOL. Thats a good one.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...2aceff881a.jpg

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    Funny as heck

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