Quote Originally Posted by AnOldBiker View Post
Old age is golden, or so I’ve heard it said,
But sometimes I wonder, as I crawl into bed,

With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,
My glasses on the table until I get up,

As sleep dims my vision, I say to myself,
Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf ?

The reason I know my youth is all spent,
Is my get-up-and-go had got up and went !

But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin,
And think of the places my getup has been !


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Women … if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man,
Just smile really big and ask him: “Notice anything different ?”


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As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused.
Then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
Ha ha