Originally Posted by
AnOldBiker
Old age is golden, or so I’ve heard it said,
But sometimes I wonder, as I crawl into bed,
With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,
My glasses on the table until I get up,
As sleep dims my vision, I say to myself,
Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf ?
The reason I know my youth is all spent,
Is my get-up-and-go had got up and went !
But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin,
And think of the places my getup has been !
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Women … if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man,
Just smile really big and ask him: “Notice anything different ?”
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused.
Then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
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