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    Quote Originally Posted by AnOldBiker View Post
    I was wondering if you were INCLUDING the 266th Pope with this group of people .. I thought I might have missed something he did

    Not being catholic, I did struggle with his name. I practice Hobbyism. I go to St. Mattress every Sun day


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    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    Not being catholic, I did struggle with his name. I practice Hobbyism. I go to St. Mattress every Sun day
    LOL... only you Steve
    The Pope has a name ?!!? But then again I am not in the 60+ age group LOL... nice to see you back Steve, I've missed you 🤗 hope you are feeling better !!! Welcome back !



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    Quote Originally Posted by cumminsbadgirl View Post
    .... But then again I am not in the 60+ age group LOL...

    Many on here represent that age group ... and proud of it. Took a long time getting there.








    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”

    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?”

    “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, “Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!”

    Although impressed, Bubba’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba’s knowing Cruise was just lucky.

    “No, no, just name anyone else,” Bubba says.

    “President Trump,” his boss quickly retorts.

    “Yes,” Bubba says, “I know him. Let’s fly out to Washington.”

    And off they go. At the White House, Trump spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up.” Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

    After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

    “The Pope,” his boss replies. “Sure!” says Bubba.

    “My folks are from Poland, and I’ve known the Pope a long time.”

    So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what – I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

    Working his way to his boss’ side, Bubba asks him, “What happened?” His boss looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who’s that on the balcony with Bubba?”




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    One day on show and tell at school, little Johnny walked up to the board and drew a period.
    Immediately, the teacher said “That’s not a good show and tell item".
    Johnny responded: “But this morning my sister said she missed hers .. our Father fainted .. our Mother screamed .. and the neighbor ran away. So it must be important.”



    Jim


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    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnOldBiker View Post
    Many on here represent that age group ... and proud of it. Took a long time getting there.








    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”

    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?”

    “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, “Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!”

    Although impressed, Bubba’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba’s knowing Cruise was just lucky.

    “No, no, just name anyone else,” Bubba says.

    “President Trump,” his boss quickly retorts.

    “Yes,” Bubba says, “I know him. Let’s fly out to Washington.”

    And off they go. At the White House, Trump spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up.” Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

    After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

    “The Pope,” his boss replies. “Sure!” says Bubba.

    “My folks are from Poland, and I’ve known the Pope a long time.”

    So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what – I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

    Working his way to his boss’ side, Bubba asks him, “What happened?” His boss looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who’s that on the balcony with Bubba?”
    LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by AnOldBiker View Post
    One day on show and tell at school, little Johnny walked up to the board and drew a period.
    Immediately, the teacher said “That’s not a good show and tell item".
    Johnny responded: “But this morning my sister said she missed hers .. our Father fainted .. our Mother screamed .. and the neighbor ran away. So it must be important.”



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    Previous "Cummins Badgirls" :
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    That was a good one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    LOL... another opportunist for ya 😆



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    An elderly couple just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
    The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of ano-nonsense guy.
    One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
    "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you."

    The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."




    Jim


    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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