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So wrong but funny
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Well, since it's Saint Paddy's day in a couple ... here's something for you Irish members:
Jim
2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan
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@AnOldBike
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager,
only 50 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.
I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant,
they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live
this long,why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this,
if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer
to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing
as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something
and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they
came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of
making older people do more exercise.
2003- 3500 RWD Automatic. S & B intake, BD Intercooler, Pusher Air Horn, MM3 Double R Tuning, Turbo Timer, electric Flex-a-lite fans, FASS 95, 50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC
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I represent that !
Jim
2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan
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@F350Cummins
2003- 3500 RWD Automatic. S & B intake, BD Intercooler, Pusher Air Horn, MM3 Double R Tuning, Turbo Timer, electric Flex-a-lite fans, FASS 95, 50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC
You sure do. But it seems to me there's a few of us like that. But I was thinking of you when I read it.
2003- 3500 RWD Automatic. S & B intake, BD Intercooler, Pusher Air Horn, MM3 Double R Tuning, Turbo Timer, electric Flex-a-lite fans, FASS 95, 50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC
Why did god create wives?
Because hopes and dreams don't crush themselves.
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1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.
Apparently, a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what
they had in mind.
2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Joel woke up to find
himself next to an ugly woman.
That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
3. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics
after they tested positive for WD-40.
4. A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?'
Granny replies, F**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?
5. Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty
face or my sexy body?
'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!
6. The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex
movie last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions
for her part.
7. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could
spell disaster.
8. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, ... or
"foreplay" as she likes to call it.
9. After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife
decided we're going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot
better. So I thought, "Screw it, ... soldier on!"
10. I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not
breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered
McDonald's serves breakfast all day now.
11. Bought the misses a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair
last night and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
12. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
13. My misses packed my bags and as I walked out the front door,
she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you *******!"
"Oh," I replied, "So now you want me to stay!"
2003- 3500 RWD Automatic. S & B intake, BD Intercooler, Pusher Air Horn, MM3 Double R Tuning, Turbo Timer, electric Flex-a-lite fans, FASS 95, 50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC
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