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    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    On a bitterly cold winter morning Jim and wife in Manitowoc were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,

    "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

    A week later, while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"

    Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the AnOldBiker replied,

    "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."


    I just read this to my wife (who isn't blonde) and if looks could kill .... ya better start running @Polaraco



    Jim


    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnOldBiker View Post
    I just read this to my wife (who isn't blonde) and if looks could kill .... ya better start running @Polaraco
    Thanks allot blabber mouth


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    Re: Jokes DECEMBER 2017

    Happiness ...

    Enjoy ... or not ..
    .. depends on you're view on the world ...






    Jim


    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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    True...

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    True...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...a417f8f76d.jpg

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    What do you think they used for the Movie?


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    Re: Jokes DECEMBER 2017

    You gotta love this guy. You younger guys don't know him. Us oldsters used to go out of our way to watch him.




    The Jackie Gleason show on Saturday Night was a family event if you had a TV. It was black and white. I remember my Dad sold 3 cows to get a TV. It kept the bull busy. LOL


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    50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC

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    Re: Jokes DECEMBER 2017

    Here's another one. This was done in 1773. Years before many of you were born. Enjoy




    This is what comedy used to be like. Not this crap we have today


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    50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polaraco View Post
    You gotta love this guy. You younger guys don't know him. Us oldsters used to go out of our way to watch him.




    The Jackie Gleason show on Saturday Night was a family event if you had a TV. It was black and white. I remember my Dad sold 3 cows to get a TV. It kept the bull busy. LOL
    A legend...

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    Re: Jokes DECEMBER 2017

    They couldn't make it today ... not enought cussing, discussion of sex, a major political belief and demeaning someone .. todays standards.



    Jim


    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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    Jim


    2006 ~ 2500HD, Big Horn Edition, 5.9, 4x4, Q/Cab, 48RE, L/B, 3.73, S&B CAI & Snout, ProFlo 5" S/S exhaust, Smarty Touch, Oil ByPass Kit, 60 gal main tank, 110 gallon in-bed tank, XX-Fuel Filter System, Coolant Bypass Kit, Mag-Hytec front & rear end covers and trans pan, 285 x 70 x 17

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States, where men 'were' free." ~ Ronald Regan

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