Exactly ......
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A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
@Polaraco ... it's getting towards the end of the month and hard to find something. It's not easy trying to find something we haven't published before ... we've had to go through several hundred so far ....
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Now if we threw in political ... we'd have millions more ... but we really don't want to go there ...
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